I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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