mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
