haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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