yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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