Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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