Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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