Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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