Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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