Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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