He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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