How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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