it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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