can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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