spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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