doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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