what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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