doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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