My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
