Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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