My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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