brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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