I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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