My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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