It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
