i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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