kristin has been a bad kristin
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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