I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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