What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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