Dual....:-)
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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