So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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