I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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