I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
another moral hangover. fuck.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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