i think my mom watched the whole time
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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