i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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