How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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