Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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