Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I want a musical about memes.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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