So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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