It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Small penises have feelings too.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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