i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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