There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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