how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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