Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize
