Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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