She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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