is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
how drunk are you?
Several
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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