Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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