YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
it's like iHOP with fire
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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