When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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