And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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